Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).
I don't really know how to tell you this but, __1__. I think i realized it when __2__ __3__ and i saw you __4__ __5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__. I am returning __8__ to you, but i'll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that __10__ __11__.
__12__.
Loves,
(your name)
-P/S: You are so lifeless, __13__, (the name of the person who tagged you)
1.What is the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our afair is over
White - i'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesen't match
Grey - You are a pervert
Yellow - I am selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Others - I am in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When i tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When i threw up
August - When i saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When i quoted santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When i changed tennis shoes
3.Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - in your apartment
Pizza - in your camping car
Pasta - outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - as you ate enchilada
Chicken - in your closet
Kebab - with Paris Hilton
Fish - in women's clothing
Sandwiches - at the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot Dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4.What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - hit on
Red - insult
Black - ignore
Blue - knock out
Purple - pour syrup on
White - carve your initials into
Grey - pull the clothes off
Brown - put leeches on
Orange - castrate
Pink - pull the toupee off
Barefoot - sit on
Others - drive out
5.What's the colour of your underware?
Black - my best friend
White - my father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - my fart balloon
Purple - my mustard soufflé
Red - donald duck
Blue - my avocado plant
Yellow - my pen pal in Ghana
Orange - my kid-rock collection
Pink - Manchester Uited's goalkeeper
None - my John F.Kennedy Statue
Others - the crazy monk
6.What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - emotional
One tree hill - open
Heroes - frostbitten
Lost - scarred
Simpsons - cowardly
The news - mongolic
Americon Idol - masochistic
Family guy - Senile
Top model - Middle Class
None of the above - ashamed
7.Your mood right now.
Happy - How awful i have felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That santa doesen't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we are cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That i did a sex-change
Ashamed - That i am allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That i get turned on to garbage men
Over joyous - That i'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8.What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - your ring
Yellow - your loveletters
Red - your darth vader
Black - your tame stones
Blue - the couch cushions
Green - the pictures from LA
Orange - your false teeth
Brown - your contact book
Grey - our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - your old lottery coupons
Pink - the cut toenails
Others - Your memories from the military service
9.The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - Your common sence
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V -Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the autorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was intervied in Times today about
Q/R - Told my phychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when i think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better of without
Y/Z - Never liked
11.What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Sensility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Vine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - The passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey Imitations
Mineral water - Embarassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Others - To hate the boston celtics
12.To which country do you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck Off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13.What is your favourite activities when hanging out with other mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pigs
Football - Silly ducks
Shopping - French kisser
Deluging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly Armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor Activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself
Dear Tze Jean,
I don't really know how to tell you this but, I'll join the monastery. I think i realized this when First of May Outside of Chicago and i saw you Sitting on my father. I'm sure you are ashamed enough to understand santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but i'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told my confession today about a new life as a clone.
Go burn.
Loves,
SueAnn.
-P/S : You are so lifeless, French kisser, Rose Ong.
I tag :Wong Sook Yuen, Yaw Jie Ying, Ng Wanxin, Loo Pei Ying, Eng Chaar Jane, Chan Qian Ling, Wan Yee Zuin, Lee Sue Syuen, Leong Ja En, Destiny, Idri & Cassandra Liew.